The Purple Gremlin

The Purple Gremlin craved for a pint of beer that they liked to embrace. This seems to be a strange proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed that this idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a pint of beer would be the thing that was selected.

The Purple Gremlin desperately looked for a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally share. It should be an original activity, to me and my children, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks it was wonderous. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes of all things.

The Purple Gremlin always carried a wig that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly curious suggestion, to most, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a wig being the thing selected.

The Purple Gremlin always carried a bat that they would sometimes throw. One might find this to be a fairly weird action, to me and my wife, but not to the Gremlin, who feels that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a bat would be the item that was opted for.

The Purple Gremlin always kept a teapot that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This is certainly a funny exercise, to some, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that this idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a teapot was the item that was chosen.

The Purple Gremlin desperately looked for a bag of flour that they would put on his head. It is a fairly surprising thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Gremlin, who considered that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour is the item to choose.