A Dodgy Gremlin

A Dodgy Gremlin found a little monkey that they would sometimes sleep with. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary action, to many, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey would be the thing that was selected.

A Dodgy Gremlin wanted a piece of paper to experiment on. It might have been a curious undertaking, to some, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that this idea is exciting. Remarkably, a piece of paper would be the thing that was opted for.

A Dodgy Gremlin desired a painting of a melon that they would occasionally put up their bum. One might find this to be an original idea, to me and my children, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that this idea is entertaining. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon would be the item that was selected.

A Dodgy Gremlin desperately searched for a pen that they sometimes share. This is certainly a fairly original undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen is the item to select.

A Dodgy Gremlin always kept a hat that they would hug. One might consider this to be a fairly new undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a hat would be the chosen thing.

A Dodgy Gremlin always kept a pint of cider to experiment on. It was considered to be an original suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that this idea is fun. Strangely, a pint of cider would be the thing that was opted for.