The Hungry Gremlin

The Hungry Gremlin wanted a dildo that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It would have been an original proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks it was sublime. Honestly, a dildo is the thing to opt for.

The Hungry Gremlin owned a set of lego that they liked to sit and look at. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising operation, to you, but not to the Gremlin, who expected that this idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a set of lego being the item selected.

The Hungry Gremlin looked for a big sponge that they would often demolish. It might be an unusual undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Gremlin, who feels that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge is the item that was chosen.

The Hungry Gremlin searched for a piece of paper that they liked to throw. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar thought, to you, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper being the chosen item.

The Hungry Gremlin owned a bag of flour that they would often put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly funny thought, to my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who thought it would be exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour was the item that was chosen.

The Hungry Gremlin desired a bottle of coke to put on his head. This is certainly a fairly astonishing idea, to my mum, but not to the Gremlin, who felt that it was in fact, wonderous. Remarkably, a bottle of coke is the thing to choose.