Fucking Gremlin

Fucking Gremlin desperately craved for a block of cheese to throw. One might consider this to be a fairly curious approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese was the thing that was opted for.

Fucking Gremlin found a rubber chicken to break. It might be an odd suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks it was out of this world. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was selected.

Fucking Gremlin always had with them a toilet brush that they would occasionally drop. It might have been a fairly exciting exercise, to some, but not to the Gremlin, who expected it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush is the item to choose.

Fucking Gremlin always kept a pint of beer that they would put on his head. It would be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Gremlin, who feels that this idea was out of this world. Honestly, a pint of beer is the thing that was chosen.

Fucking Gremlin needed a big sponge that they would often put on his head. One might find this to be a different exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge would be the item that was selected.

Fucking Gremlin desperately craved for a computer to hug. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful idea, to many, but not to the Gremlin, who assumed that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a computer was the chosen item.