My Fucking Gremlin

My Fucking Gremlin desperately craved for a sponge that they sometimes demolish. This seems to be a curious idea, to my dad, but not to the Gremlin, who had come to the conclusion it was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge would be the item that was selected.

My Fucking Gremlin always kept a melon that they liked to demolish. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary action, to most, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a melon would be the item that was opted for.

My Fucking Gremlin searched for a little monkey that they sometimes share. One might say this is a fairly unusual action, to my neighbour, but not to the Gremlin, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a little monkey of all things.

My Fucking Gremlin found a spade that they would occasionally sleep with. This is certainly a funny approach to life, to many, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. A spade was the chosen item.

My Fucking Gremlin often carried a block of cheese that they would often worship. It was a fairly curious exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Gremlin, who thinks that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese would be the thing that was chosen.

My Fucking Gremlin owned a can of Tango that they liked to put in the bath with him. It is an odd activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Gremlin, who had decided that this idea is wonderful. Remarkably, a can of Tango would be the item chosen.