The Angry Hedgehog

The Angry Hedgehog looked for a block of cheese that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly astonishing operation, to my grandma, but not to the Hedgehog, who feels that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a block of cheese is the item to opt for.

The Angry Hedgehog always had with them a can of coke that they would sometimes drop. One might consider this to be a fairly new activity, to my grandma, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt that this idea is sublime. Strangely, a can of coke would be the item that was selected.

The Angry Hedgehog desperately searched for a tomato to put in the bath with him. It is considered to be an extraordinary exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Hedgehog, who considered that this idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a tomato is the item to select.

The Angry Hedgehog craved for a cucumber that they liked to put up their bum. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a cucumber would be the thing that was opted for.

The Angry Hedgehog craved for a spade that they liked to put on his head. It might have been an odd undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a spade being the chosen thing.

The Angry Hedgehog needed a helmet that they liked to put on his head. It was considered to be a new idea, to my dad, but not to the Hedgehog, who considered that it was in fact, exciting. A helmet was the item that was chosen.