Their Horny Hedgehog

Their Horny Hedgehog desperately desired a vibrator that they would play with. It should have been an original action, to me and my parents, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a vibrator being the chosen thing.

Their Horny Hedgehog wanted a sponge that they would sit and look at. This might appear to be a fairly strange operation, to you and me, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed it was amazing. Honestly, a sponge being the chosen thing.

Their Horny Hedgehog desperately searched for a cup to eat. This could be considered an astonishing suggestion, to most, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderous. Remarkably, a cup is the item to select.

Their Horny Hedgehog always had with them a chocolate bar that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly original approach to life, to some, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a chocolate bar is the thing to choose.

Their Horny Hedgehog carried a tomato that they would smash. It might be a fairly strange proposal, to my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato is the thing to select.

Their Horny Hedgehog needed a bag of poop that they would sometimes throw. It might have been a fairly weird thing to do, to some, but not to the Hedgehog, who considered that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop is the thing to select.