My Boring Hedgehog

My Boring Hedgehog desperately needed a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes drop. It would be a fairly surprising proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was opted for.

My Boring Hedgehog owned a bat that they would occasionally demolish. It might be an extraordinary action, to me and my husband, but not to the Hedgehog, who feels that this idea is exciting. Strangely, a bat would be the item chosen.

My Boring Hedgehog carried a pint of beer that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a strange undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer was the item that was opted for.

My Boring Hedgehog desperately desired a bottle of wine that they would occasionally put on his head. This is certainly a fairly peculiar thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine is the item to opt for.

My Boring Hedgehog desperately searched for a computer to throw. It was a somewhat surprising approach to life, to my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided it was amazing. Strangely, a computer would be the thing that was chosen.

My Boring Hedgehog looked for a big sponge that they would occasionally put on his head. It was considered to be a curious activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed that this idea is awesome. Bizarrely, a big sponge would be the thing that was chosen.