Their Round Hedgehog

Their Round Hedgehog wanted a wig that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might find this to be a weird proposal, to my mum, but not to the Hedgehog, who considered it would be miraculous. Honestly, a wig being the thing opted for.

Their Round Hedgehog craved for a rubber johnny to sleep with. This might appear to be a surprising suggestion, to me, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected it would be entertaining. Remarkably, a rubber johnny being the thing opted for.

Their Round Hedgehog craved for a bottle of coke that they liked to insert somewhere. It should have been an exciting undertaking, to me, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt it would be stunning. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke would be the item that was selected.

Their Round Hedgehog needed a pen that they would often insert somewhere. It would have been an odd activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided it was exciting. A pen would be the item that was chosen.

Their Round Hedgehog carried a chocolate bar that they would occasionally put up their bum. It might have been an extraordinary undertaking, to you, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awe-inspring. Strangely, a chocolate bar being the item selected.

Their Round Hedgehog wanted a helmet that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It would have been a fairly funny operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a helmet being the thing opted for.