The Crazy Hedgehog

The Crazy Hedgehog searched for a pint of cider that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a fairly weird operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt that this idea is miraculous. Who would have thought, a pint of cider would be the item that was opted for.

The Crazy Hedgehog searched for a cucumber that they would often put in the bath with him. This seems to be an exciting approach to life, to some, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided that this idea is breathtaking. Bizarrely, a cucumber would be the item that was chosen.

The Crazy Hedgehog searched for a dildo to sleep with. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Hedgehog, who thought that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo being the thing selected.

The Crazy Hedgehog searched for a tomato that they would often insert somewhere. It would have been a weird proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Hedgehog, who considered it would be awesome. Remarkably, a tomato is the item that was chosen.

The Crazy Hedgehog carried a Harry Potter wand that they would rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly unusual suggestion, to my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed that this idea is miraculous. A Harry Potter wand would be the item that was selected.

The Crazy Hedgehog looked for a rubber chicken that they would often hug. One might say this is a fairly different operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken being the thing opted for.