Her Yellow Hedgehog

Her Yellow Hedgehog desperately searched for a piece of paper that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It was a weird operation, to my mum, but not to the Hedgehog, who assumed that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper was the item that was selected.

Her Yellow Hedgehog needed a wig that they would sometimes embrace. One might say this is a fairly strange exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who feels it was stunning. Who would have thought, a wig being the thing selected.

Her Yellow Hedgehog found a stretchman that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Hedgehog, who had decided it was simply life. Who would have thought, a stretchman was the chosen item.

Her Yellow Hedgehog owned a painting of a melon that they liked to sleep with. It is an original thought, to most, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon would be the chosen thing.

Her Yellow Hedgehog needed a cup that they would often hug. It would have been an astonishing approach to life, to my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a cup was the thing that was chosen.

Her Yellow Hedgehog looked for a melon that they would often smash. It is considered to be a fairly exciting action, to most, but not to the Hedgehog, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a melon would be the item that was opted for.