His Troubled Hedgehog

His Troubled Hedgehog owned a spade that they would occasionally play with. This might appear to be an extraordinary thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a spade would be the item that was selected.

His Troubled Hedgehog carried a porno magazine that they liked to embrace. This seems to be a fairly exciting thing to do, to some, but not to the Hedgehog, who felt that this idea was stunning. Remarkably, a porno magazine is the item to choose.

His Troubled Hedgehog owned a bat that they would occasionally share. This is certainly a fairly different thought, to me, but not to the Hedgehog, who thinks that this idea is spectacular. Remarkably, a bat having that done to it

His Troubled Hedgehog had a pint of cider that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered an extraordinary action, to most, but not to the Hedgehog, who feels that it was in fact, spectacular. Strangely, a pint of cider of all things.

His Troubled Hedgehog craved for a bottle of coke that they would often drop. This could be considered a peculiar approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Hedgehog, who feels it was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke would be the item chosen.

His Troubled Hedgehog desperately searched for a rubber johnny that they would often insert somewhere. It would be an original thought, to my children, but not to the Hedgehog, who expected it was stunning. Remarkably, a rubber johnny would be the item chosen.