Confused Jerk

Confused Jerk desperately looked for a melon that they sometimes annihilate This is certainly a peculiar operation, to you, but not to the Jerk, who feels it was awesome. A melon would be the item chosen.

Confused Jerk needed a bottle of beer to try to balance on their head. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who considered it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer of all things.

Confused Jerk owned a vibrator that they would sometimes eat. It might be a fairly odd undertaking, to you, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a vibrator would be the chosen thing.

Confused Jerk desperately looked for a hat that they would share. It is a surprising exercise, to me, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it was amazing. Remarkably, a hat was the thing that was selected.

Confused Jerk carried a cheese grater that they would often smash. This seems an extraordinary action, to me, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater being the chosen thing.

Confused Jerk wanted a can of coke that they would occasionally eat. This seems an unusual thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea is entertaining. Bizarrely, a can of coke would be the item that was selected.