The Naughty Jerk

The Naughty Jerk desperately searched for a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It might have been a fairly surprising suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it would be fun. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand being the thing selected.

The Naughty Jerk owned a bottle of beer that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It is considered to be a fairly odd thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who feels that it was in fact, exciting. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer would be the chosen thing.

The Naughty Jerk had a chocolate bar that they liked to break. One might consider this to be a weird thought, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who thought it would be epic. Honestly, a chocolate bar was the thing that was opted for.

The Naughty Jerk desperately looked for a big sponge that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a big sponge was the item that was chosen.

The Naughty Jerk craved for a sponge that they liked to break. This might appear to be a funny idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge would be the thing that was chosen.

The Naughty Jerk searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they would cuddle. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea is awe-inspring. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to select.