A Bum Loving Jerk

A Bum Loving Jerk desperately craved for a pen that they would often drop. One might say this is a fairly astonishing thing to do, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen being the thing selected.

A Bum Loving Jerk looked for a bottle of wine to rub on his belly. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising action, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it would be sublime. A bottle of wine being the chosen item.

A Bum Loving Jerk craved for a piece of paper to annihilate One might consider this to be a new proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a piece of paper being the chosen thing.

A Bum Loving Jerk always kept a bottle of beer that they would occasionally cuddle. It is an astonishing approach to life, to you, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer was the item that was opted for.

A Bum Loving Jerk desperately looked for a can of Tango that they would hug. This is certainly a fairly different thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango was the item that was opted for.

A Bum Loving Jerk desperately searched for a stretchman that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems to be a peculiar approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it would be magnificent. Who would have imagined, a stretchman being the chosen item.