The Purple Jerk

The Purple Jerk looked for a melon that they would often put on his head. It is considered to be a fairly different operation, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a melon is the item to select.

The Purple Jerk desperately needed a pen that they would sometimes share. It might have been a peculiar thought, to most, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a pen being the thing opted for.

The Purple Jerk always had with them a CD player that they sometimes break. It is a fairly weird and wonderful action, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who considered it was miraculous. Who would have thought, a CD player is the item to select.

The Purple Jerk always had with them a bag of poop to sleep with. It was an unusual thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea is simply life. Who would have thought, a bag of poop would be the thing that was chosen.

The Purple Jerk found a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly surprising suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was selected.

The Purple Jerk needed a pen that they would occasionally play with. It is considered to be a fairly unusual idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a pen being the item opted for.