Their Red Jerk

Their Red Jerk always carried a painting of a melon that they sometimes play with. One might say this is a new proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who felt it was breathtaking. Strangely, a painting of a melon is the item to select.

Their Red Jerk often carried a magic 8 ball to throw. It might have been a fairly odd approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was opted for.

Their Red Jerk desperately desired a lava lamp that they liked to put on his head. It should be a fairly exciting suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea was epic. Strangely, a lava lamp was the thing that was opted for.

Their Red Jerk desperately needed a set square that they liked to put down their trousers. It would have been a bizarre thought, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a set square was the thing that was opted for.

Their Red Jerk desperately desired a pen that they would sleep with. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre thought, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea is sublime. A pen is the item to select.

Their Red Jerk searched for a pint of beer that they would sometimes break. It was a fairly astonishing idea, to you, but not to the Jerk, who considered it was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a pint of beer being the chosen thing.