A Crypting Jerk

A Crypting Jerk always kept a CD player that they sometimes break. This might appear to be a funny exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a CD player would be the thing that was opted for.

A Crypting Jerk desperately wanted a big sponge that they would put down their trousers. It might be a fairly curious idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, simply life. Honestly, a big sponge of all things.

A Crypting Jerk carried a big sponge to hug. One might consider this to be an original suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a big sponge was the thing that was chosen.

A Crypting Jerk wanted a hat that they would cuddle. This could be considered a strange undertaking, to many, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea is awe-inspring. Honestly, a hat was the chosen item.

A Crypting Jerk looked for a chocolate bar that they liked to put on his head. One might find this to be a strange suggestion, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a chocolate bar is the thing to opt for.

A Crypting Jerk found a bottle of wine that they liked to smash. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar activity, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine was the item that was chosen.