My Exciting Jerk

My Exciting Jerk desired a vibrator that they sometimes throw. It is considered to be a strange exercise, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a vibrator would be the thing that was opted for.

My Exciting Jerk desperately wanted a painting of a melon that they liked to put down their trousers. It is a peculiar operation, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a painting of a melon would be the chosen thing.

My Exciting Jerk desperately needed a rubber chicken that they would occasionally smash. It would be a fairly bizarre thought, to some, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken is the item that was chosen.

My Exciting Jerk desperately wanted a lava lamp that they would occasionally put up their bum. This seems a different approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp is the item to select.

My Exciting Jerk had a tomato that they would sometimes put on his head. It might be a fairly peculiar idea, to me, but not to the Jerk, who feels it was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato was the chosen item.

My Exciting Jerk always had with them a teapot that they sometimes rub on his belly. It should be a somewhat surprising proposal, to most, but not to the Jerk, who expected it was breathtaking. Remarkably, a teapot was the thing that was opted for.