The Handsome Jerk

The Handsome Jerk desperately looked for a rubber chicken that they would sometimes eat. One might consider this to be a fairly different activity, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken is the item to select.

The Handsome Jerk desperately searched for a bag of poop that they sometimes cuddle. It should have been a weird action, to some, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a bag of poop would be the thing that was chosen.

The Handsome Jerk carried a CD player that they would often eat. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful action, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who feels that it was in fact, epic. Who would have thought, a CD player having that done to it

The Handsome Jerk desperately needed a toilet brush that they would worship. It might have been a fairly bizarre exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea is miraculous. Who would have thought, a toilet brush was the chosen item.

The Handsome Jerk had a piece of paper that they would occasionally worship. It was an exciting proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a piece of paper would be the thing that was selected.

The Handsome Jerk desperately needed a big sponge that they liked to sit and look at. It might have been a fairly odd proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea was exciting. Remarkably, a big sponge of all things.