Their Beautiful Jerk

Their Beautiful Jerk desperately craved for a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes break. One might say this is a funny idea, to you, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it was simply life. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand would be the item chosen.

Their Beautiful Jerk always carried a pen that they liked to put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a new thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who thought it would be amazing. Remarkably, a pen would be the item that was selected.

Their Beautiful Jerk owned a can of Tango that they would share. One might find this to be a surprising activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it would be entertaining. Honestly, a can of Tango was the thing that was chosen.

Their Beautiful Jerk always kept a stapler that they liked to sit and look at. It should have been a fairly curious suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Beautiful Jerk craved for a sword that they would sometimes drop. This might appear to be a fairly surprising action, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who expected it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword is the item to select.

Their Beautiful Jerk searched for a crown to break. It would be a strange exercise, to some, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a crown was the thing that was chosen.