The Careful Jerk

The Careful Jerk desperately desired a bottle of coke that they would worship. This is certainly a new exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke is the item that was chosen.

The Careful Jerk craved for a radiator that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It was a fairly funny thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea is exciting. Strangely, a radiator would be the item that was selected.

The Careful Jerk desperately searched for a condom to put on his head. One might consider this to be a fairly odd suggestion, to me, but not to the Jerk, who considered it would be sublime. Bizarrely, a condom is the thing to opt for.

The Careful Jerk desired a bottle of coke that they liked to experiment on. It is considered to be an exciting thought, to some, but not to the Jerk, who felt it would be epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke is the thing to select.

The Careful Jerk desperately desired a sword that they would often share. One might find this to be a fairly weird approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword being the item opted for.

The Careful Jerk needed a condom that they would often insert somewhere. It would be a fairly unusual thought, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a condom being the item opted for.