A Cute Jerk

A Cute Jerk desperately searched for a rubber chicken that they would demolish. It should have been a fairly astonishing suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken was the thing that was chosen.

A Cute Jerk looked for a cup that they liked to hug. It was a surprising exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who felt it was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a cup being the chosen thing.

A Cute Jerk found a pen that they would occasionally worship. It would be a fairly peculiar activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a pen would be the thing that was chosen.

A Cute Jerk wanted a mug that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a funny suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a mug would be the thing that was selected.

A Cute Jerk desperately needed a bottle of beer that they liked to embrace. It is considered to be a fairly original approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer is the thing to select.

A Cute Jerk desperately searched for a set of lego that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been an exciting undertaking, to most, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a set of lego being the thing opted for.