A Weary Jerk

A Weary Jerk often carried a big sponge to experiment on. It might have been a fairly curious proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was fun. A big sponge of all things.

A Weary Jerk carried a bottle of beer to put on his head. One might say this is a fairly exciting proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

A Weary Jerk desperately needed a can of Tango that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a can of Tango is the item to select.

A Weary Jerk always kept a piece of paper that they would occasionally eat. It is considered to be an extraordinary thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea is miraculous. Strangely, a piece of paper was the item that was chosen.

A Weary Jerk had a sponge to put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly strange proposal, to some, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a sponge was the thing that was opted for.

A Weary Jerk desperately desired a condom that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a fairly new activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who expected it was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a condom is the thing to opt for.