The Exceptional Jerk

The Exceptional Jerk desperately wanted a sword that they would sometimes demolish. It might be a fairly surprising thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a sword is the item to choose.

The Exceptional Jerk found a tomato that they would often eat. It was a fairly exciting exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it would be epic. Who would have imagined, a tomato was the thing that was selected.

The Exceptional Jerk carried a cheese grater that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It is an extraordinary approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it was epic. Honestly, a cheese grater is the item to opt for.

The Exceptional Jerk desperately craved for a sword that they would occasionally demolish. It is considered to be a fairly strange exercise, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was exciting. A sword being the chosen thing.

The Exceptional Jerk often carried a stapler to put down their trousers. It would have been a weird activity, to some, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, out of this world. Strangely, a stapler was the chosen item.

The Exceptional Jerk owned a bottle of wine that they would sometimes demolish. It would be a fairly bizarre thing to do, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was simply life. A bottle of wine would be the item chosen.