A Horny Jerk

A Horny Jerk searched for a block of cheese that they would eat. One might say this is a fairly different suggestion, to you, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was epic. Honestly, a block of cheese was the item that was selected.

A Horny Jerk desperately wanted a toilet brush that they would sometimes annihilate It would be an exciting operation, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it was miraculous. Bizarrely, a toilet brush of all things.

A Horny Jerk desperately searched for a little monkey that they would put on his head. It would be a fairly weird idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who expected that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey was the item that was selected.

A Horny Jerk searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they would often try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a fairly funny activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who feels it was magnificent. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing that was chosen.

A Horny Jerk desperately wanted a crown to rub on his belly. This seems a different thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a crown being the item opted for.

A Horny Jerk wanted a melon that they would often put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly odd action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon of all things.