The Gentle Jerk

The Gentle Jerk owned a sword that they liked to put up their bum. It might have been a fairly astonishing operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who felt it was awe-inspring. Honestly, a sword would be the item that was selected.

The Gentle Jerk found a porno magazine to try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly peculiar thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it would be awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine would be the item chosen.

The Gentle Jerk always had with them a crown to throw. This seems to be an original undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea was the most awesome idea. A crown was the item that was selected.

The Gentle Jerk craved for a chocolate bar that they would occasionally embrace. This seems a fairly exciting action, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who feels that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was chosen.

The Gentle Jerk had a pen that they would often insert somewhere. One might say this is a bizarre approach to life, to me, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was entertaining. A pen is the thing to choose.

The Gentle Jerk often carried a pint of beer that they would sometimes play with. It would be a fairly strange undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer would be the chosen thing.