The Square Jerk

The Square Jerk always had with them a rubber chicken that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be an original suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken is the thing to opt for.

The Square Jerk had a cup that they would put on his head. One might say this is a fairly odd exercise, to most, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was epic. A cup is the item that was chosen.

The Square Jerk desperately looked for a radiator to insert somewhere. It is a fairly astonishing thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator would be the item that was selected.

The Square Jerk looked for a bag of poop that they sometimes experiment on. This seems an unusual exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a bag of poop is the thing that was chosen.

The Square Jerk owned a porno magazine that they would sometimes hug. This seems to be a fairly different thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who considered that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a porno magazine being the thing selected.

The Square Jerk needed a custard pie that they would sleep with. It should be a surprising action, to some, but not to the Jerk, who feels it would be breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a custard pie being the chosen thing.