My Ugly Jerk

My Ugly Jerk looked for a bag of poop that they sometimes hug. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising action, to many, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop being the thing opted for.

My Ugly Jerk desperately craved for a sponge that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. One might say this is a fairly surprising action, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a sponge would be the item chosen.

My Ugly Jerk carried a tomato that they sometimes share. It might have been an extraordinary thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato was the thing that was opted for.

My Ugly Jerk craved for a little monkey that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It should be an unusual suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who considered it would be sublime. Who would have imagined, a little monkey was the chosen item.

My Ugly Jerk had a pen that they would sometimes play with. It was an unusual suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea is out of this world. Who would have thought, a pen would be the thing that was chosen.

My Ugly Jerk had a wig that they would annihilate It is considered to be a fairly peculiar exercise, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. A wig is the item to opt for.