The Horny Jerk

The Horny Jerk always kept a computer to rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly weird operation, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who considered it would be magnificent. Who would have thought, a computer was the thing that was chosen.

The Horny Jerk owned a stapler that they sometimes annihilate It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a stapler being the item selected.

The Horny Jerk desired a mug that they would sometimes hug. It was a peculiar idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea is epic. Who would have thought, a mug was the chosen thing.

The Horny Jerk desperately searched for a can of Tango that they would cuddle. This seems a fairly unusual approach to life, to most, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a can of Tango of all things.

The Horny Jerk needed a toilet brush that they would occasionally break. It is a fairly original suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who felt that it was in fact, breathtaking. A toilet brush is the item that was chosen.

The Horny Jerk wanted a bat that they would sometimes put up their bum. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who felt it would be breathtaking. Who would have thought, a bat was the thing that was opted for.