His Silly Jerk

His Silly Jerk needed a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally eat. It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand would be the item chosen.

His Silly Jerk desperately needed a can of Tango that they would sleep with. It should have been a fairly surprising proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango is the item to select.

His Silly Jerk needed a bottle of wine that they would insert somewhere. It is considered to be a fairly original proposal, to most, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea was stunning. Remarkably, a bottle of wine having that done to it

His Silly Jerk owned a stretchman that they would often put on his head. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising action, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea is entertaining. Bizarrely, a stretchman being the item opted for.

His Silly Jerk needed a pencil sharpener to insert somewhere. It is an unusual operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was opted for.

His Silly Jerk desperately desired a bag of poop that they would drop. One might consider this to be an original action, to me, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it would be entertaining. A bag of poop is the item to choose.