His Beautiful Jerk

His Beautiful Jerk often carried a magic 8 ball that they would often put on his head. It might have been a fairly astonishing idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball is the thing that was chosen.

His Beautiful Jerk often carried a cucumber that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea was magnificent. A cucumber was the item that was selected.

His Beautiful Jerk wanted a pint of beer that they would demolish. This seems to be an unusual action, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it would be out of this world. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer would be the chosen thing.

His Beautiful Jerk needed a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally put on his head. It should have been a somewhat surprising activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who thought it would be fun. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was opted for.

His Beautiful Jerk looked for a chocolate bar that they would hug. This could be considered a bizarre exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who expected it was entertaining. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar is the thing that was chosen.

His Beautiful Jerk owned a bag of flour that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a surprising activity, to many, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour being the chosen thing.