The Adorable Jerk

The Adorable Jerk always kept a stretchman that they liked to cuddle. It is considered to be an exciting thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea is wonderful. Remarkably, a stretchman was the chosen thing.

The Adorable Jerk searched for a cucumber that they would embrace. It was a fairly odd activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a cucumber is the item to select.

The Adorable Jerk desperately needed a spade that they would often cuddle. One might consider this to be a strange exercise, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who thought that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a spade was the item that was selected.

The Adorable Jerk always carried a porno magazine that they would occasionally eat. It was a surprising undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a porno magazine is the thing to select.

The Adorable Jerk desperately looked for a Harry Potter wand that they would often sit and look at. It was an unusual thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand is the item that was chosen.

The Adorable Jerk desperately searched for a set square to put on his head. It should be a fairly curious proposal, to you, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea was miraculous. A set square is the thing to opt for.