My Foolish Jerk

My Foolish Jerk carried a cheese grater to worship. One might find this to be an exciting thought, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea is sublime. Honestly, a cheese grater being the thing opted for.

My Foolish Jerk desperately searched for a cup that they would often share. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a cup being the thing selected.

My Foolish Jerk searched for a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally throw. One might find this to be a strange exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball was the item that was opted for.

My Foolish Jerk craved for a little monkey that they liked to put up their bum. It was a fairly peculiar action, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who expected that it was in fact, wonderful. A little monkey being the item selected.

My Foolish Jerk had a toilet brush that they would share. It should be a strange activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush is the item that was chosen.

My Foolish Jerk always had with them a tomato that they liked to share. It would have been an original action, to some, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderous. Remarkably, a tomato would be the item that was opted for.