The Purple Jerk

The Purple Jerk looked for a bag of flour to put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly strange proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who feels it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour being the item selected.

The Purple Jerk often carried a set square that they sometimes throw. It was considered to be a peculiar action, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a set square being the thing selected.

The Purple Jerk desperately looked for a wig that they would occasionally share. This is certainly a different thought, to you, but not to the Jerk, who feels it was entertaining. Strangely, a wig being the item selected.

The Purple Jerk desired a computer that they liked to sleep with. This might appear to be a bizarre undertaking, to some, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer was the thing that was opted for.

The Purple Jerk searched for a bottle of wine that they would sometimes cuddle. It might have been a funny thought, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea is wonderous. Honestly, a bottle of wine is the item that was chosen.

The Purple Jerk desperately searched for a computer that they would occasionally hug. This seems a peculiar approach to life, to you, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have thought, a computer is the item to select.