A Worrisome Jerk

A Worrisome Jerk had a dildo that they sometimes eat. It was considered to be a fairly weird action, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who expected it was miraculous. Honestly, a dildo being the item selected.

A Worrisome Jerk desperately desired a pint of cider that they would insert somewhere. It might have been an astonishing approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider being the chosen thing.

A Worrisome Jerk desperately craved for a bottle of coke that they liked to sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to most, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was exciting. A bottle of coke was the thing that was selected.

A Worrisome Jerk had a teapot that they would occasionally annihilate It would be a fairly weird suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea is entertaining. Who would have thought, a teapot was the thing that was chosen.

A Worrisome Jerk always kept a wig that they sometimes experiment on. It might have been an odd approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who considered it would be amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig was the item that was selected.

A Worrisome Jerk always carried a computer that they liked to rub on his belly. One might find this to be an unusual exercise, to you, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer is the item to opt for.