Her Naughty Jerk

Her Naughty Jerk desperately craved for a custard pie that they sometimes hug. This seems a surprising operation, to many, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie would be the item that was opted for.

Her Naughty Jerk carried a tomato to try to balance on their head. It would have been a weird and wonderful approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a tomato being the chosen item.

Her Naughty Jerk desperately needed a can of Tango that they sometimes cuddle. It was a peculiar thought, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango is the thing to opt for.

Her Naughty Jerk desired a sword to embrace. It was considered to be a fairly original thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it was exciting. Honestly, a sword being the thing selected.

Her Naughty Jerk found a ball that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. One might say this is a weird exercise, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a ball would be the chosen thing.

Her Naughty Jerk craved for a pint of beer to drop. It might be a fairly bizarre proposal, to many, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it would be fun. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer is the item that was chosen.