Their Exceptional Jerk

Their Exceptional Jerk desired a melon that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly bizarre undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who felt that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have imagined, a melon being the item selected.

Their Exceptional Jerk needed a ball that they liked to demolish. This could be considered a fairly original action, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea was fun. A ball is the thing that was chosen.

Their Exceptional Jerk often carried a cucumber that they would occasionally worship. One might find this to be a fairly new undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who feels it was exciting. Strangely, a cucumber is the item to opt for.

Their Exceptional Jerk owned a stretchman that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It would be a fairly exciting suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea was fun. Honestly, a stretchman is the thing that was chosen.

Their Exceptional Jerk desperately craved for a melon that they would try to nail to the wall. This is certainly an original operation, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that this idea was spectacular. Strangely, a melon being the item opted for.

Their Exceptional Jerk often carried a sword that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems an extraordinary approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a sword was the item that was chosen.