The Round Jerk

The Round Jerk looked for a wig that they would often demolish. It should be a bizarre suggestion, to you, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a wig being the chosen thing.

The Round Jerk desperately needed a can of Dr Pepper that they would often embrace. It would be a weird exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea is miraculous. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper having that done to it

The Round Jerk found a cheese grater that they would often put down their trousers. It was considered to be a fairly new activity, to you, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea is the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a cheese grater being the thing opted for.

The Round Jerk desperately desired a sword that they sometimes break. This could be considered an original activity, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it would be the most awesome idea. Strangely, a sword would be the item that was selected.

The Round Jerk found a sword to rub on his belly. It would be an exciting action, to you, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea is stunning. Remarkably, a sword is the item to opt for.

The Round Jerk found a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It should be a curious thought, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who felt that it was in fact, fun. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball was the chosen thing.