The Troubled Jerk

The Troubled Jerk wanted a pencil sharpener that they sometimes drop. It would be a fairly funny thought, to most, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener is the thing to opt for.

The Troubled Jerk desperately desired a bat that they would often break. One might consider this to be a curious action, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea was miraculous. Strangely, a bat was the thing that was chosen.

The Troubled Jerk desperately searched for a wig that they would often cuddle. This is certainly a strange thing to do, to most, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig was the thing that was selected.

The Troubled Jerk looked for a piece of paper that they would occasionally share. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a piece of paper would be the item chosen.

The Troubled Jerk needed a toilet brush to smash. This is certainly a strange thing to do, to many, but not to the Jerk, who had decided it would be wonderous. Bizarrely, a toilet brush being the thing opted for.

The Troubled Jerk desperately desired a spade to throw. This is certainly a different thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who considered that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have imagined, a spade was the thing that was opted for.