My Yellow Jerk

My Yellow Jerk desperately looked for a bat that they would occasionally sleep with. It would have been a strange exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a bat is the item to opt for.

My Yellow Jerk needed a can of Tango that they would put in the bath with him. It should have been a different operation, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who felt that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a can of Tango would be the thing that was chosen.

My Yellow Jerk desperately searched for a lava lamp that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly new exercise, to some, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea was spectacular. A lava lamp was the thing that was opted for.

My Yellow Jerk needed a piece of paper that they sometimes smash. This seems a fairly weird idea, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper is the item that was chosen.

My Yellow Jerk always had with them a toilet brush to put on his head. It was a new activity, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who feels that it was in fact, amazing. Bizarrely, a toilet brush is the item to select.

My Yellow Jerk wanted a little monkey that they sometimes sit and look at. It might be an odd thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it was stunning. Who would have thought, a little monkey being the chosen thing.