A Ugly Jerk

A Ugly Jerk carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would often rub on his belly. It should be a surprising idea, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was epic. A can of Dr Pepper was the chosen item.

A Ugly Jerk desperately desired a crown that they sometimes put up their bum. It is considered to be a fairly new operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who feels it would be stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a crown being the thing selected.

A Ugly Jerk desperately wanted a bottle of beer that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This seems to be an extraordinary idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who feels it would be magnificent. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer was the chosen item.

A Ugly Jerk desperately needed a little monkey that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a bizarre approach to life, to most, but not to the Jerk, who thought that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey was the item that was opted for.

A Ugly Jerk carried a cheese grater to annihilate It is a fairly different action, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater is the thing to opt for.

A Ugly Jerk desperately craved for a bottle of wine that they would occasionally cuddle. It should be a surprising operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a bottle of wine is the thing to opt for.