Their Boring King

Their Boring King desperately searched for a pen that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a strange operation, to my dad, but not to the King, who thinks it would be awe-inspring. Remarkably, a pen is the thing to select.

Their Boring King carried a spade to insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly astonishing undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who thought that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a spade was the thing that was chosen.

Their Boring King searched for a pint of cider that they would experiment on. It was a fairly peculiar idea, to my children, but not to the King, who expected it was exciting. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider being the item selected.

Their Boring King desperately wanted a set of lego that they would often try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a fairly astonishing idea, to me and my parents, but not to the King, who had decided it was stunning. Who would have thought, a set of lego being the thing selected.

Their Boring King craved for a bottle of coke to put in the bath with him. It was a funny approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the King, who assumed that it was in fact, breathtaking. Remarkably, a bottle of coke is the thing to opt for.

Their Boring King searched for a sack of potatoes that they liked to smash. One might consider this to be a fairly odd thought, to some, but not to the King, who feels that this idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes was the chosen thing.