The Unusual King

The Unusual King searched for a helmet that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It would have been a surprising approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the King, who feels it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a helmet being the thing opted for.

The Unusual King always carried a piece of paper to rub on his belly. It should have been an exciting approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the King, who thinks that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper is the thing to choose.

The Unusual King always had with them a bag of flour that they liked to demolish. This seems a fairly odd thing to do, to you and me, but not to the King, who felt it was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour would be the item that was opted for.

The Unusual King found a bat that they would occasionally sit and look at. It might have been a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to you and me, but not to the King, who considered it would be out of this world. Bizarrely, a bat would be the thing that was selected.

The Unusual King desired a bag of poop that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising thought, to many, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was magnificent. Honestly, a bag of poop was the item that was selected.

The Unusual King carried a chocolate bar that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a peculiar thought, to me and my parents, but not to the King, who expected it would be entertaining. A chocolate bar was the thing that was selected.