My Eccentric King

My Eccentric King always kept a stretchman to experiment on. It might be a fairly strange action, to many, but not to the King, who thought it would be entertaining. A stretchman being the chosen item.

My Eccentric King had a bottle of wine that they would often play with. It was a funny proposal, to many, but not to the King, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a bottle of wine would be the item chosen.

My Eccentric King looked for a sword that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It might be a curious proposal, to my dad, but not to the King, who thought it would be epic. Strangely, a sword would be the item that was opted for.

My Eccentric King always had with them a vibrator to share. This is certainly a fairly bizarre idea, to me and my husband, but not to the King, who felt that this idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a vibrator was the chosen item.

My Eccentric King desperately desired a big sponge that they sometimes sleep with. This seems to be a curious proposal, to my children, but not to the King, who felt that this idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a big sponge would be the item that was opted for.

My Eccentric King owned a tomato that they would sometimes put up their bum. It would be a fairly exciting thing to do, to many, but not to the King, who considered that this idea is entertaining. Who would have imagined, a tomato being the thing opted for.