The Funny King

The Funny King owned a melon that they would sometimes hug. It should have been a somewhat surprising exercise, to my mum, but not to the King, who considered that the idea was out of this world. A melon was the item that was opted for.

The Funny King desperately wanted a mug that they liked to break. This seems a fairly astonishing idea, to many, but not to the King, who had decided it would be entertaining. Who would have thought, a mug being the item opted for.

The Funny King always kept a vibrator that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered an exciting thing to do, to me, but not to the King, who thought that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a vibrator would be the thing that was opted for.

The Funny King desired a rubber chicken that they would often try to nail to the wall. This seems an original exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the King, who feels that the idea was wonderous. A rubber chicken would be the chosen thing.

The Funny King always carried a block of cheese that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. One might say this is an original operation, to me and my parents, but not to the King, who considered that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese would be the item that was selected.

The Funny King desperately searched for a pint of beer that they would demolish. One might consider this to be a fairly funny action, to me and my parents, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a pint of beer would be the item chosen.