The Blue King

The Blue King searched for a pint of beer that they would sometimes worship. It should have been a fairly weird action, to you and me, but not to the King, who considered that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer was the chosen thing.

The Blue King needed a set square to break. One might say this is a fairly bizarre exercise, to my grandma, but not to the King, who assumed it would be sublime. Who would have imagined, a set square would be the item that was opted for.

The Blue King had a CD player that they liked to break. It is a fairly extraordinary idea, to many, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a CD player would be the item that was chosen.

The Blue King wanted a bag of poop that they would sometimes share. It might be an odd idea, to me and my children, but not to the King, who thought it would be wonderous. Strangely, a bag of poop is the item to choose.

The Blue King desperately searched for a cheese grater that they sometimes experiment on. One might say this is a curious approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the King, who had decided that this idea was out of this world. Honestly, a cheese grater was the chosen item.

The Blue King desperately craved for a bottle of wine that they would occasionally put up their bum. It is considered to be a surprising idea, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who feels that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine of all things.