My Grumpy King

My Grumpy King needed a crown to try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a bizarre activity, to my grandpa, but not to the King, who had decided it was miraculous. Bizarrely, a crown is the item to select.

My Grumpy King looked for a dildo to try to balance on their head. This seems to be a bizarre thought, to my dad, but not to the King, who had decided that this idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a dildo is the item that was chosen.

My Grumpy King desperately needed a stapler to throw. It is a curious suggestion, to my mum, but not to the King, who considered it would be wonderous. Who would have imagined, a stapler was the chosen thing.

My Grumpy King wanted a stretchman that they would sometimes share. This might appear to be a fairly different undertaking, to my children, but not to the King, who felt that it was in fact, stunning. Bizarrely, a stretchman being the thing selected.

My Grumpy King found a Harry Potter wand that they would drop. One might consider this to be an unusual thought, to me, but not to the King, who assumed it was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was chosen.

My Grumpy King desired a spade that they would occasionally sleep with. It was considered to be an extraordinary activity, to my dad, but not to the King, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a spade would be the thing that was opted for.