The Brainy King

The Brainy King wanted a bag of poop that they liked to sit and look at. It was considered to be a curious idea, to my mum, but not to the King, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a bag of poop being the item selected.

The Brainy King desperately wanted a tomato that they liked to cuddle. This seems a fairly different suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the King, who expected it would be the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a tomato would be the item chosen.

The Brainy King desperately searched for a magic 8 ball that they would often rub on his belly. It should have been a bizarre activity, to my dad, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion it would be simply life. Honestly, a magic 8 ball was the item that was selected.

The Brainy King desperately desired a bottle of wine that they liked to cuddle. It was considered to be a fairly original operation, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who felt that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine was the thing that was opted for.

The Brainy King desperately needed a spade that they would often sleep with. It might have been a fairly funny undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a spade being the thing selected.

The Brainy King desired a sword that they would sometimes drop. One might say this is a peculiar proposal, to some, but not to the King, who feels it was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a sword would be the item that was chosen.