The Cute King

The Cute King desperately looked for a computer that they liked to put on his head. One might say this is a fairly funny thought, to my dad, but not to the King, who expected it was stunning. Who would have thought, a computer would be the item that was selected.

The Cute King had a teapot that they sometimes demolish. It should have been a fairly original undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the King, who thinks it was magnificent. Bizarrely, a teapot would be the item chosen.

The Cute King searched for a vibrator that they would occasionally play with. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to my neighbour, but not to the King, who felt that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have imagined, a vibrator is the item to opt for.

The Cute King looked for a stapler that they would sit and look at. This could be considered a curious approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the King, who considered that it was in fact, stunning. Strangely, a stapler is the thing to choose.

The Cute King found a dildo that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This is certainly a fairly exciting thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the King, who felt it was awesome. A dildo of all things.

The Cute King carried a set of lego that they liked to annihilate One might consider this to be a funny thought, to my mum, but not to the King, who thinks that the idea was awesome. A set of lego is the thing to opt for.